Just do something

Americans are too fat. Why? Because we are all lazy. Get off your ass and do something! Build a shed, ride your bike, get a job, do something! Summer is coming fast, and it's not going to stop just for you. If we all get too fat, then we will end up drifting towards the sun, and we will all die a horrible burning death.
Did you ever wonder why the terrorists are trying to kill us? It's because we are all fat.
Find something fun to do, just do something!
May 5, 2009